There are no planets in retrograde!

Stellar Shenanigans

Alright, star children, gather round! Let's take a celestial road trip through the cosmic playground. Buckle up! We're about to play planetary hopscotch. #AstroNerdAlert #PlanetaryPlaytime

Mercury in Aries: Ah, Mercury, our resident chatterbox of the cosmos, has crashed Aries' fiery party. Conversations might get a bit spicy, folks. Don't forget to pack your asbestos tongue! 😉 #AriesHotGossips #MercuryMishaps

Venus in Pisces: Venus, the diva of love, has decided to take a spa day in Pisces. Expect some romantic vibes to flow like a lava lamp. Just remember, love isn't all unicorns and rainbows, sometimes it's more like a psychedelic kaleidoscope. #PiscesLoveFest #VenusVibes

Mars in Pisces: Mars, the cosmic warrior, is also splashing around in Pisces. This could stir the waters a bit. On the bright side, it's a perfect time to start your underwater basket weaving course. #MarsMayhem #PiscesPassionProjects

Jupiter in Taurus: Jupiter, our jolly giant, is lounging in Taurus. This might lead to some indulgent behavior. Remember, you can always blame it on the planets when you eat that extra piece of cake. 🍰 #TaurusTreats #JupiterJustifications

Saturn in Pisces: Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is kicking back in Pisces, ushering in a time of introspection and spiritual growth. Time to dust off that yoga mat and try not to fall asleep in shavasana. 😴 #SaturnSerenity #PiscesPeace

Uranus in Taurus: Uranus, the cosmic rebel, is shaking things up in Taurus. Expect some unexpected surprises! Like finding out your favorite band is actually your neighbor's garage band. #TaurusTwists #UranusUnexpected

Neptune in Pisces: Neptune, the dreamy poet of the cosmos, is at

The moon is currently in Libra, at 28 degrees, 28' 55", at a velocity of 12.03 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 16.5 days old. It is 400556.92 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Solar wind parameters reflected waning influence of a coronal mass ejection (CME) that left the Sun on 23 Mar. Total field was between 4-7 nT and the Bz component was at benign values. Solar wind speeds averaged 600 km/s. Phi was predominantly in a positive solar sector.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.