By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 03 April 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 3 April, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
3 April, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Greetings, Earthlings!

Unfurl your neck scarves and lace up those Birkenstocks because the planetary disco up there is getting retrograde-licious! The celestial shuffle is doing a cosmic conga line across your natal chart like a flock of geese on roller skates. Buckle up, buttercups, it's going to be a spacey ride!

The cosmic courier, Mercury, is in Aries, making your communication as sharp as a tack and twice as fast! You might find yourself talking like you're in a rap-battle with Eminem, or possibly just talking to your toaster. Either way, remember to breathe - oxygen keeps the brain cells happy!

Venus is chilling out in Pisces, and boy does love feel like swimming through a romantic lagoon of marshmallows right now! If you start thinking that your cat is your soulmate, don't panic - it's just the Venus effect. Keep the purr-love to a minimum.

Mars, our crimson warrior planet, is also hanging out in Pisces. You may feel like you're ready to take on the Galactic Empire, bare-handed! But remember, even Jedi knights need a good nap. Don't let the Martian energy turn you into a caffeine-fueled goblin.

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, bringing loads of luck and expansion. It's time to think big! Like, "I'm going to build a life-sized Lego replica of the Starship Enterprise" big. Just remember - ambition is great, but don't overdo it and accidentally create a black hole in your living room.

Saturn, our karmic taskmaster, is in Pisces, so lessons are coming your way faster than light-speed! Embrace them, learn from them, and remember - even Spock had bad days.

Uranus, the cosmic rebel, is in Taurus, so expect some unexpected changes. You might wake up one morning and decide to dye your hair green or invent a new type of renewable energy. Go with the flow, but maybe consult a professional before you start messing with nuclear fusion.

Neptune, the dreamy planet, is also in Pisces, so your imagination is on overdrive right now. It's great to dream big,

The Moon

The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 28 degrees, 11' 17", at a velocity of 13.94 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.3 days old. It is 370707.55 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected sustained positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field averaged between 2 and 6 nT, and the Bz component was +/- 5 nT. Solar wind speeds ranged between ~410-465 km/s and phi was predominantly positive with brief excursions into a negative solar sector.

There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 27 Ari 07' 00"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Pisces.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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