Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Get Ready! It's Time to Shell Out Some Serious Star Power - Cancer Season is Here!"

The next Cancer will start in 197 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 20 days, at Wednesday, 27 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 194 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 193 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 273 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello, my celestial shellfish, it's time to check in on your horoscope! Firstly, can we all just have a moment of silence for our lovely third quarter moon? She's 24 days old now. If she were a human, she'd probably be having a quarter-life crisis, rocking back and forth in her bedroom, contemplating whether she should go back to school or finally start that organic soap business from her garage. But enough about our mid-life-crisis moon. Let's delve into what the cosmos has cooked up for you Cancerians! Your ruling planet, Moon (who, let’s be honest, is currently going through it), is encouraging you to embrace your introverted crabby self. It's high time you slowed down, took off those social butterfly wings, and retreated into your cozy shell for some Netflix and self-reflection...and maybe some pizza. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a hermit with a pizza? As Mars moves into your 10th house of career, you may feel like you've been thrown into an episode of "The Office", but without the fun and prank wars. The red planet is saying, "Work! Work! Work!" But remember, you're a crab, not a horse! It's okay to take a break and hide under your rock. Nobody is going to put you in a seafood salad. On the bright side, Venus in your 9th house is like your very own fairy godmother, sprinkling some love dust on your travel plans. That camping trip you've been daydreaming about during your Zoom meetings? Go for it! But don't forget to pack some bug spray. Those mosquitoes can be real party crashers. In conclusion, dear Cancer, this month is all about balancing work, rest, and play. Embrace your inner crab, but remember, even crabs need to come out of their shells sometimes. So, keep calm and crab on! #CrabbyButHappy #QuarterMoonCrisis #KeepCalmAndCrabOn #WorkRestAndPlay

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.12.2023 07:32:01 (can-07-12-2023)