By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 11 January 2024
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab-Walk: Your Stars are Sidestepping Like a Klingon at a Disco!"

The next Cancer will start in 162 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 12 days, at Tuesday, 23 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 159 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 158 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 238 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Cancer! As the New Moon is 29.3 days old, it’s basically a cosmic toddler – unpredictable and occasionally prone to tantrums. But fear not, because just like toddlers, moons grow up, too. The next full moon is slated to arrive at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024. So hang in there, my crabby friend! You might start feeling a peculiar urge to engage in some moonlit dances around your living room. This is completely normal. Well, normal for a Cancer under a nearly full moon anyway. If you find yourself compelled to howl at the moon, do remember to close the windows first. We don't want to alarm the neighbors now, do we? As the cosmos swirls above us in a ballet of celestial bodies, I suggest you take this time to reassess your goals. Are they as lofty as the stars? Or as grounded as an asteroid? Maybe it's time to adjust your cosmic GPS, so you don’t end up on Pluto when you were aiming for Mars. Remember, space traffic can be a real problem this time of year. Also, Cancers, if you’ve been feeling like a spaceship with no landing pad lately, don’t worry. The upcoming full moon will provide the gravitational pull you need to find your ground again. And if that doesn't work, there's always duct tape. So go ahead, embrace this lunar cycle. Dance with abandon, howl if you must, but most importantly, stay true to your Cancerian self. After all, you're the only ones who can rock the 'moonlight madness' look with such style! #Cancer #MoonMadness #MoonDance #SpaceTraffic #NerdyAstrologer #CrabbyButFabulous #FullMoonFever

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