"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Universe has Decided to Play a Game of 'Crab Soccer' with Your Planets!"
The next Cancer will start in 102 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024
The Moon moves to Cancer in 7 days, at Monday, 18 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Cancer in 99 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 98 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
Mars moves to Cancer in 178 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024
The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Greetings, Crabby friends! As our lunar friend is just a wee 1.1-day-old, rocking its cosmic cradle up there, we're seeing a newborn energy for all you Cancers out there. It's fresh as a daisy, and as unpredictable as my Wi-Fi connection.
The New Moon is like the Universe hitting the reset button on your celestial games console. Think of it as a chance to start a new level in the game of life. Or maybe it's like when you accidentally spill coffee on your laptop, and everything goes haywire for a bit (don't pretend it hasn't happened to you!).
This week, you might find yourself feeling like a baby turtle hatching from its shell, wide-eyed and ready to take on the world. Or more accurately, ready to make a mad dash for the sea while avoiding hungry seagulls. Life's a beach, right?
The cosmos are aligned like a well-played game of Tetris, and they're giving you the green light to chase after your dreams. Maybe it's time to finally start that organic kale farm or build your own Star Trek-themed treehouse. Remember, no dream is too big, and no dream is too nerdy!
But tread carefully, dear Cancer, like a cat sneaking up on a laser pointer. You don't want to rush into anything without proper planning. So, before you quit your day job to become a professional unicorn breeder, maybe do a little research. Google is your friend.
In closing, you've got the heart of a lion, the tenacity of a honey badger, and the ability to get knocked down nine times and get up ten. Go forth, my crustacean comrades, and conquer!
And remember, even if life feels like a sci-fi movie gone wrong sometimes, you've got the strength to turn it into a comedy.
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.03.2024 07:32:01 (can-11-03-2024)