"Crabby Cancerians Catch Cosmic Waves: Galactic Giggles and Intergalactic Good Vibes Ahead!"
The next Cancer will start in 42 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023
The Moon moves to Cancer in 11 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 47 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023
Venus is currently in Cancer
Mars is currently in Cancer
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.7 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, Cancerians! Your stars are aligning in a most EX-TER-MI-NATE-ING way this week as the celestial Dalek fleet of Venus and Mars invades your sign! *cue dramatic Dalek music*
Fear not, dear crustaceans, for these cosmic conquerors bring opportunities that will TRANSFORM your lives like a regeneration in a TARDIS. As Venus, the goddess of love, beams her energy on your sensitive shells, you might find your hearts growing two sizes larger, making you feel like the Grinch of Gallifrey. #WhovianLove
With Mars entering Cancer as well, it's time to unleash your inner warrior and seize the day, CARPE DIEM style! You'll be unstoppable, just like a Dalek plunger on a rampage. Channel that Martian energy and tackle challenges head-on, but remember to keep your force fields up to avoid any emotional distress! #MarsInCancerPowerUp
The 20.7-day-old Third Quarter moon is a reminder that it's never too late to shed old habits and embrace new changes. The clock is ticking, Cancerians, and it's time to regenerate, reinvent, and step into your newfound cosmic power! #ThirdQuarterMoonRebirth
So, grab your sonic screwdrivers, hop into your personal TARDIS, and embrace the adventure that awaits you, my fellow Cancerians! And remember - you've got the strength of a Time Lord and the heart of a Dalek this week! #TimeLordStrengthDalekHeart
Allons-y, Cancer! May your week be filled with laughter, love, and an abundance of sci-fi references! #DoctorWhoHoroscope
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.05.2023 07:32:02 (can-11-05-2023)