By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 18 February 2024
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancer, get ready to Flux Capacitor your Future: Cosmo Stars Predict a Time Travel of Emotions this Week!"

The next Cancer will start in 124 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer tomorrow, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 121 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 120 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 200 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, my Crabby friends! Spoilers: The First Quarter Moon in your sign is 9 days old, which in moon years makes it a pre-teen, so get ready for some celestial mood swings! The moon's going through its 'nobody understands me' phase, making it a prime time for you to channel your inner angsty teenager as well. Remember those days? Spotty skin, questionable fashion choices, and an inexplicable love for boy bands? Yeah, it's time to harness that energy, but this time, minus the heartbreak and plus the ambition. Mars is also hanging out in your 5th house of creativity and self-expression. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're picturing Mars wearing a beret, painting abstract art and quoting Shakespeare. But let's be real, Mars would totally be into slam poetry. So, why not pick up a pen yourself? And if you can't rhyme to save your life, don't worry. Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't. See, you're already better at this than I am. While you're channeling your inner bard, remember to stay balanced. Jupiter in your wellness zone is practically begging you to take care of your body just as much as your mind. Maybe try some yoga or Tai Chi. Or heck, invent your own exercise. Call it 'Crab-Fu' or something; I guarantee it'll catch on. And Venus? She's lounging around in your 4th house of home and family. So, don't forget to share the love with those closest to you. Maybe write them a poem too. If they laugh, just tell them it's called "Avant-Garde". So, go forth my crustacean comrades, create, care, and crab-walk your way through this week. You've got this! #Crabtastic #MoonMoodSwings #AstrologyWithATwist #RiverSongStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.02.2024 07:32:01 (can-18-02-2024)

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