By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 20 April 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"HAL 9000 Predicts: Cancer's Stars Align for a Groovy Cosmic Trip Through the Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions – Just Don't Forget Your Tie-Dye Spacesuit!"

The next Cancer will start in 63 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 5 days, at Tuesday, 25 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 68 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 18 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The New moon is currently 0.1 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Hey there, Cancerian comrades! Now that Mars has set up camp in your sign, you might be feeling a little extra feisty - like a crab with a lightsaber! Don't worry, it's not an alien invasion, just the cosmos giving you a bit of a nudge. With the New Moon being only 0.1 days old, it's as fresh as a TARDIS out of the time vortex! Embrace this lunar energy to recharge your batteries and get ready for new beginnings. You know what they say, "timey-wimey is the best time for changes!" 🌑 So here's your horoscope prescription for the coming weeks: Channel your inner Doctor, harness the power of Mars, and use that cosmic energy to conquer whatever Dalek-sized obstacles come your way. Just remember, stay true to your nerdy, hippie self, because that's what makes you fantastic! And hey, maybe invite a few friends over to binge-watch some classic Doctor Who episodes. Who knows, the stars might align and guide you to a new adventure. Allons-y! #CancerSeason #MarsInCancer #NewMoonMagic #TimeyWimeyChanges #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.04.2023 07:32:01 (can-20-04-2023)

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