Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Mars is Retrograding and It's About to Throw a Galactic Tantrum Bigger Than a Vorlon on a Bad Hair Day!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The Moon moves to Cancer in 12 days, at Thursday, 01 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 324 days, at Monday, 09 June, 2025

Mars moves to Cancer in 47 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

Jupiter moves to Cancer in 325 days, at Tuesday, 10 June, 2025

The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Alright, me old chums, Cancer. Let's have a gander at what the cosmos has in store for you. See that full moon out there? It's about 13.6 days old, according to my chronometer, which means it's slightly past its use-by date, but still good for a bit of cosmic canoodling. You're entering a phase similar to this nearly-expired full moon. It's not quite time to throw in the towel, but you're certainly feeling the pressure. But hey, don't let it get you down, mate! Remember, pressure makes diamonds, and you're just a lump of celestial coal waiting for your chance to shine. Or to become a fossil fuel. Either way, something good is bound to happen if you hang in there! The universe is giving you a gentle nudge (well, more like a shove, really) to embrace change. Maybe it's time to swap your usual organic quinoa for some hearty space beans or try a new intergalactic yoga pose. Who knows? Maybe downward facing dog star could be your next big thing! Your lucky stars are sending you vibes of courage and adaptability. Embrace them, and you'll find yourself surfing the cosmic waves instead of being sucked into a black hole of despair. Remember, Cancer, you're as tenacious as an interstellar cockroach - you can survive anything, even a meteor shower or a dodgy curry. Keep your antennas up and your spacesuit zipped. This week, you're going cosmic or going home. #FullMoonFrolics #CosmicCancer #SpaceBeansForLife #DownwardFacingDogStar #InterstellarCockroach

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2024 07:32:01 (can-20-07-2024)