By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 27 August 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Well, Crabby Pals, Prepare to Flip Your Shells - Cosmic Tides are Giving You a Galactic Swirl!"

The next Cancer will start in 299 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 12 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 296 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 295 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, Cancer, grab your space helmets and buckle up! Now, you're a crustacean sign, but don't let that get you down. You're not just any crab, you're a cosmic one! And with the Waxing Gibbous moon being 10.4 days old, it's as if the universe is telling us to wax on, wax off, Mr. Miyagi style. This phase of the Moon is all about growth and expansion. So, in true Admiral Adama fashion, I tell you, "It's time to stand up, dust off those lunar particles, and grow some new star clusters." I know, I know, standing up can be tough when you feel like you're in zero gravity. But remember, Cancers are known for their tenacity. You're like a space lobster in a pot of boiling asteroids, always ready to break free! And speaking of breaking free, this is a great time to let go of any black holes in your life. If something or someone is sucking the energy out of you faster than a quasar, it's time to hit the eject button. For all you single Cancerians, Venus is doing a cha-cha slide right into your love sector. So, brush off those pick-up lines and prepare for some interstellar romance. Just remember, "Do you come here often?" won't cut it in the Milky Way. Try something like, "Is your dad a cosmic entity? 'Cause girl/boy, you're out of this world." In the words of our beloved Admiral, "Sometimes, you gotta roll a hard six." This week, Cancer, roll that hard six and see where the cosmos takes you. #CrustaceanCosmos #WaxOnWaxOffGibbous #AdmiralCancer #IntergalacticLoveSlide #RollAHardSix

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-27-08-2023)

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