"Capricorn, set phasers to fun: The logic of planetary alignment deems this week to be highly illogical in its potential for merriment"
The next Capricorn will start in 263 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Wednesday, 12 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 243 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 296 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 277 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 70 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, oh mighty Capricorn! As the 12-day-old Waxing Gibbous moon beams its celestial light upon us, I, the great cosmic jester, am here to bestow upon you a horoscope worthy of the Q Continuum. So, let's engage in the star-studded adventure that lies ahead! 🌟
This period shall enable you to boldly go where no Capricorn has gone before, as the lunar energies will be as powerful as a warp core. Channel your inner Captain Picard and take command of your destiny, but beware, for the red shirt of misfortune lurks close by. 🚀
In matters of the heart, fret not, my dear Capricorn, as you'll soon find that love is the final frontier. Keep your eyes peeled for a special someone who shares your passion for intergalactic adventures and Vulcan mind melds. ❤️🖖
As for your career, don't let any Klingons on the starboard bow steer you off course. Stay true to your mission and remember, resistance is futile when it comes to achieving your goals. Seize opportunities like a Ferengi grasping for latinum! 💼
And finally, in matters of health, ensure you keep your holodeck time in check, for too much escapism can lead to a malfunctioning warp drive. A balanced diet of space-age nutrients and regular exercise will keep you in tip-top shape, ready to explore strange new worlds. 🥗🏃♀️
Embrace the cosmic energy of the Waxing Gibbous moon, Capricorn, and may the force – I mean, live long and prosper – be with you! 🌔
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