"Resistance is Futile, Capricorn! Planetary Alignments Dictate a Week of Unavoidable Social Interaction!"
The next Capricorn will start in 263 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024
The moon is currently in Capricorn
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 281 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025
Venus moves to Capricorn in 223 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 152 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Hello, my celestial Capricorns! As the moon lodges itself in your sign like a space hermit, you might be feeling a cosmic pull akin to a sci-fi tractor beam... or perhaps more relatable, like your fridge magnet pulling you towards the leftover pizza. #MoonInCapricorn #PizzaGravityIsReal
Now, remember when Roy Batty from Blade Runner chased his creator around a creepy building? Well, that’s kind of like the situation you're in now - the Third Quarter moon, 23.4 days old and still as moody as a teenager. You might find yourself chasing after some elusive goals, just like our good friend Roy. But don't worry, unlike him, you won't have to jump across rooftops or deal with killer androids... hopefully. #RelatableHoroscope #BladeRunnerLife
This is a time for introspection; to question if those goals are really yours or if society has programmed them into you like a replicant. And remember, just like Roy, you are more than your programming. You're a complex, multilayered, extraordinary human being... with an uncanny ability to consume vast amounts of coffee. #QuestionEverything #ReplicantOrBarista
So, dear Capricorns, chase those dreams, but make sure they're yours. Don't let a cranky old moon phase push you around. Instead, channel that space energy to create your own destiny. And if all else fails, remember that leftover pizza in the fridge will never judge you. #YourDestinyYourRules #PizzaIsAlwaysTheAnswer
#Capricorn
SignToday Is Posting: 03.04.2024 08:32:01 (cap-03-04-2024)