"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Gravity of Saturn Influences Your Love Life (And Not Just Because It's a Gas Giant!)"
The next Capricorn will start in 109 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 89 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 142 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 123 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Capricorns! Let's talk about this week. Now, Pluto is in retrograde in your sign, and before you go "Oh no!", remember that Pluto got demoted to a dwarf planet, so how bad could it really be? It's like getting a parking ticket from the city mayor's nephew - mildly inconvenient, but not life-altering!
Pluto in retrograde is like your boss on vacation - things might feel a bit off, but it's also a chance to rearrange the office furniture. Metaphorically speaking. It's time to review, renew, and re-do. If you've been pushing too hard, consider this a cosmic "slow down" sign.
The Waning Gibbous moon, 19.6 days old (not that we're counting), will bring a sense of calm and satisfaction, much like finishing a jigsaw puzzle or finally remembering why you walked into the room. And if you're wondering how a moon can wane gibbously, well, imagine the moon got into the cheese and nibbled it from full to crescent. That's basically it.
Your keyword for this week is #Relax! So, kick back, enjoy some self-care, and remember that even the universe believes in taking a break once in a while.
And remember, if science has taught us anything, it's that even though we might feel small and insignificant, at least we're not as small and insignificant as Pluto! #DwarfPlanetHumor #CapricornLife
See you next week, space goats!
#Capricorn
SignToday Is Posting: 04.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-04-09-2023)