By The Chip Witch on Monday, 07 August 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Comedy: When Saturn Plays Peekaboo and Mars Tries Stand-Up Comedy!"

The next Capricorn will start in 137 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 117 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 170 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 151 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Howdy, Capricorn! With your ruling planet Saturn lookin' all serious in your living room, and Pluto retrograding like it forgot its spaceship keys back in your sign, things might seem a mite bit intense. Not to fret though, your inner Mal Reynolds is ready to take on the 'verse! This cosmic kerfuffle might make you feel like you're flying Serenity with a busted catalyzer on the port compression coil, but remember, Capricorns are born captains. You've got that stubborn will and a knack for making the impossible, well, possible! And let's not forget about our Moon, now 21 days old - a mature little rock in the sky, ain't she? She's in her third quarter phase, glowin' like Inara's smile after a successful negotiation. This means it's time to reflect and release. Let go of any gorram thing holding you back, no matter if it’s as sticky as Fruity Oaty Bar residue. So, sit back, sip on some Mudder's Milk, and remember, no power in the 'verse can stop you. #ShinyAstrology #CapricornCaptain #FlyLikeAMal #PlutoRetrograde #MoonPower

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-07-08-2023)

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