By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 11 July 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Hold Onto Your Horns! The Stars Predict a Rollercoaster of Cosmic Chaos!"

The next Capricorn will start in 164 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 144 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 197 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 178 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! So, here's the deal. Your ruling planet Saturn is like that strict high school principal you never really liked but secretly respected. And Pluto? Well, it’s currently on a retrograde joyride through your sign, just like a rebellious teenager. Now remember, Pluto may not be a planet anymore (Sorry, Pluto lovers #SizeDoesntMatter) but it's still got a lot of sway in your life. This celestial body is pulling a Ferris Bueller and playing hooky, leading to some intense introspective spirals. You might feel like you're in a cosmic washing machine set to spin cycle. But don’t worry, it's not you; it's just Pluto doing its thing. (#PlutoRetrogradeProblems) The Third Quarter moon, a luscious 23.4 days old (Oh, to be young again! #MoonAgeEnvy), is adding an extra level of emotional intensity. You know, just throwing some extra spice into the mix. Your natural Capricorn practicality might feel a bit like Spock at a love-in right now - all logic and no flower crowns. But remember, even the most logical beings need some emotional exploration. So, let your Vulcan hair down a bit, okay? This month, focus on understanding and accepting your inner world. It's okay to feel a bit like poor Dave from 2001: A Space Odyssey - "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." Just remember, even when your HAL 9000 is malfunctioning, you've got the power to pull those memory banks. So, Capricorn, keep rocking that mountain goat vibe. Climb those heights, navigate those challenges. You've got this! And remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... but they can see your amazing astrological progress. #GoCapricorn #SpaceOdyssey2022

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-11-07-2023)

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