By The Chip Witch on Friday, 15 March 2024
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Capricorn, Prepare for a Cosmic Shift, Highly Illogical Yet Emotionally Profitable!"

The next Capricorn will start in 282 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 300 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 242 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 171 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, you mountain-climbing Goatfish! It's your friendly neighborhood Astro-Nerd here with your cosmic update. The moon is 5.6 days old, or, as I like to call it, moon-teenage years. Expect mood swings, midnight cravings, and some seriously introspective moments. The First Quarter moon is throwing its glow onto your diligent Capricorn self. It's like a cosmic flashlight spotlighting your ambition. But remember, even the sturdiest mountain goat needs a break. So, if you're tempted to scale another career peak or solve the theory of relativity before lunch, just remember - Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither were the Pyramids... or IKEA furniture. During this lunar phase, your communication sector is lit up like a Christmas tree. This is a prime time to express yourself; don't be surprised if you suddenly find the words to articulate those complex theories on quantum physics or finally crack the perfect punchline for that knock-knock joke. You’ve got the gift of the gab, so use it! But be aware, Capricorns are notorious for their seriousness, so try to lighten up a bit. Maybe swap out that business suit for a onesie, or trade your briefcase for a hula hoop. Trust me, the universe won’t mind. Also, remember, Capricorn, even though you're an Earth sign, you're also part fish. Don't forget to dive into your emotional ocean from time to time. Feel those feelings, have a good cry, or at least water your indoor plants. And finally, with Mercury in retrograde, avoid signing contracts, making big decisions, or playing Scrabble. The universe has a wicked sense of humor when it comes to messing up words during this time. So, buckle up, Capricorn! Remember to chill out, speak up, and express those emotions. And if all else fails, just blame it on the moon. #Capricorn #FirstQuarterMoon #BlameItOnTheMoon #AstroNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.03.2024 08:32:02 (cap-15-03-2024)

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