By The Chip Witch on Monday, 15 May 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Engage Warp Speed: Your Horoscope Predicts a Cosmic Voyage Through the Nebula of Laughter and Success!"

The next Capricorn will start in 221 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 21 days, at Monday, 05 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 201 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 254 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 235 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 28 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.1 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my fellow Capricorn comrades! Fear not, for I've journeyed through the vast cosmos (aka my telescope) and consulted the celestial bodies to bring you the latest astrological insights. So, buckle up and grab your Goa'uld repellent, because we're about to embark on an interstellar adventure! With the Waning Crescent moon at a ripe old age of 25.1 days, we can expect some serious #MoonEnvy from the other zodiac signs. But don't worry, we Capricorns have got this. Just remember to channel your inner Samantha Carter as you navigate these galactic vibes! As the next full moon creeps closer, scheduled for 3:43:56 on June 4th, 2023 (set your Stargates, people!), it's time to prepare for some mind-blowing revelations. You may find yourself questioning the laws of physics or contemplating the possibility of wormhole travel. Embrace those nerdy tendencies, my fellow Earthlings! #NerdPower During this lunar cycle, you might experience a sudden urge to accept every mission that comes your way. While we applaud your bravery, it's crucial to maintain balance in your life. Remember, even the ever-resourceful Sam Carter needs downtime to recharge her ZPMs! #WorkLifeBalance Romantically, you may encounter some unexpected chemistry with an unconventional partner. Keep an open mind, as they could teach you a thing or two about love, life, and how to properly align the Stargate for dialing home. #LoveAcrossTheUniverse In conclusion, my dear Capricorns, keep your wits about you and trust in your scientific prowess. As Samantha Carter would say, "Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle." You've got this, and the stars are on your side! #CapricornCosmicPower

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-15-05-2023)

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