By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 19 October 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, brace for Impact: Your Saturn-ruled Self is About to Clash with the Universe's Version of a Software Update!"

The next Capricorn will start in 64 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 44 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 97 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 78 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey, Capricorn! Listen up. With your ruler, Saturn, on a froyo break and Pluto (yeah, the one we all thought was too puny to be a planet) taking center stage in your sign, expect some unexpected shenanigans. Let me put it this way: you're about to undergo a transformation, like when you suddenly realize that your favorite band isn't as cool as you thought they were because they start playing elevator music. But don't fret, my space friend, this is all part of your cosmic evolution. As the Waxing Crescent moon glows brighter each night (currently 4.5 days old, not that she’s counting...or that you asked), your ambition will rise like a phoenix from the couch-crumb-covered ashes of your procrastination. Just remember, being ambitious doesn't mean neglecting Netflix entirely, balance is key in this universe. Your week is going to be like a sci-fi movie marathon, with parts of high-action drama, romantic undercurrents, and a hint of nerdy humor. So strap in, grab your popcorn, and let the credits roll. Stay cool, Capricorn. And remember, even Spock had to endure some intergalactic ups and downs. #CapricornLife #SpacedOut #PlutoStillAPlanetInMyBook #MoonChild

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-19-10-2023)

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