"Capricorn, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Got Dad Jokes & It's Not Afraid To Use Them!"
The next Capricorn will start in 153 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Friday, 16 August, 2024
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 171 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025
Venus moves to Capricorn in 113 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 42 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024
The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Hey there, Cosmic Capricorns! 🐐🌌
Our lovely moon is 15.8 days old today. Yep, she's a full-blown teenager now, all moody and glowy, and just like any other teen, she's affecting your life in ways you don't quite understand.
You'll find yourself in the middle of a cosmic tug-of-war this week between your ambitions and your Netflix account. But remember, Cap, the stars are encouraging balance. So, yes, while it's important to conquer your work, it's equally important to conquer that new season of 'Stranger Things.' One does not simply ignore the call of Eleven and her gang.
This week, you're likely to stumble upon loose change more often. Don't be surprised if you find a quarter under your couch, or a dime in your washing machine. It's not exactly a Bitcoin bonanza, but hey, who said no to extra laundry money?
But wait, there's more! Mercury is trying to slide into your DMs this week. You might find yourself in heated debates about whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars. Just remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination. Unless the destination is Vulcan. Then it's definitely about the destination.
And finally, let's not forget about love. Venus is doing the cha-cha with Mars, which could mean a spicy week ahead for you, Cap. But keep your cool, just like Mr. Spock would. Remember, "Infinite diversity in infinite combinations." That's the Vulcan philosophy, and it might just help you navigate the tricky waters of romance this week.
So there you have it, my cosmic goats. Your week in a nutshell. Or in this case, a starshell.
Stay stellar, Capricorn!
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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2024 08:32:02 (cap-22-07-2024)