"Capricorn, 'Phone Home' For Some Cosmic Advice: Your Saturn-ruled Path is More Twisted Than E.T.'s Bike Ride!"
The next Capricorn will start in 122 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 102 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 155 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 136 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Capricorns! The universe is currently serving up a cosmic cocktail that’s a little bit retro, a little bit crescent, and a lot of Pluto – just the way we like it.
Firstly, Pluto is doing the moonwalk in your sign. Yes, you heard it right. It's retrograding around like a nerdy kid at a school disco. And you know what that means? Time for some deep, existential introspection. Or, in simpler terms, get ready to overthink everything. From why your cat stares at you weirdly to the meaning of that dream about squirrels playing poker. Yep, it's all up for review now.
But hey, don’t let this cosmic kerfuffle send you into a tailspin. With the Waxing Crescent moon being just 5.4 days old (still in diapers, really), it’s bringing fresh energy and new beginnings – kind of like hitting the refresh button on your life. Remember, even the big bang was something new once, and look how well that turned out.
So, embrace the hippie within, put on your psychedelic thinking cap, and explore the quantum realm of possibilities. Think of this period not as chaos, but as a chance to reorder your universe. You know, like when you clean your room, and it gets messier before it gets tidy? It's just like that.
You might end up discovering a new species of plant in your backyard, or perhaps finally understand why pineapple on pizza is a thing. So, hang in there, my dear sea-goats. Your stars are twirling to a tune only you can hear.
And remember, if anyone asks you why you're acting so strange, just tell them "Pluto made me do it."
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SignToday Is Posting: 22.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-22-08-2023)