"Capricorn, Get Ready to Quantum Leap Your Goatish Ways: It’s Time to Apply String Theory to Your Love Life!"
Capricorn is the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac, originating from the constellation of Capricornus. It spans the 270–300th degree of the zodiac, corresponding to celestial longitude.
"Capricorn, Get Ready to Quantum Leap Your Goatish Ways: It’s Time to Apply String Theory to Your Love Life!"
"Capricorn, Prepare to Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before!"
"Capricorns, Brace for Galactic Chaos! Saturn’s Having a Midlife Crisis and Mars Forgot Its Yoga Pants!"
"Attention Capricorns! Your stars are aligning so perfectly, even Saturn's rings are jealous! Time to Rock-et!"