Libra Report

"Libra: Brace Yourselves for Interstellar Scales Tipping! May the Frakking Balance Be With You!"

We are currently in the sign of Libra

The Moon moves to Libra tomorrow, at Friday, 13 October, 2023

Mercury is currently in Libra

Venus moves to Libra in 28 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there Libra, it's time for your cosmic weather report! Mercury is doing a little dance in your sign, and let me tell you, it's like watching Teal'c try to do the Macarena. Awkward, but oddly fascinating. Communication is your superpower now, so use it wisely. Maybe you could finally explain to me why everyone on Stargate SG-1 needs glasses except for Daniel? Or how wormholes work? Or what the point of decaf coffee is? Anyway, I digress. The Waning Crescent moon is about 27.3 days old, which is about as mature as my sense of humor. It's a time for introspection, reflection, and maybe watching a few re-runs of your favorite sci-fi series (hint hint, wink wink). The next full moon will be on 28th Oct 2023 at 20:24:27. That's right, folks, get ready for some spooky season shenanigans! And remember, if you see a werewolf, it's probably just me playing a prank. Or is it? In conclusion, your week is looking as balanced as your sign suggests. Just remember to roll with the punches, keep your communication clear and don't forget to laugh. Because in a universe where we can travel through space via giant donut-shaped gateways, isn't everything just a little bit hilarious? #StargateSilliness #LibraLife #MercuryMadness #MoonMoods #FullMoonFollies

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.10.2023 08:02:01 (lib-12-10-2023)