Libra Report

"Libra, Watch Out! Venus is Retrograde & You May Accidentally Fall in Love with a Plant!"

The next Libra will start in 67 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 22 days, at Friday, 09 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 71 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 43 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Greetings, balanced Libra! The stars have spoken and today's forecast is as unpredictable as my last attempt at vegan, gluten-free brownies. The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently at a sprightly 11.5 days old (no, it's not going through a mid-life crisis, unlike some of us), is casting its celestial glow over your sign. Yes, the moon's been hitting the cosmic gym and is flexing its gibbous muscles just for you, Libra! Now, some astrologers might tell you that this means you should be cautious, introspective, and deeply philosophical today, but let's face it, that sounds about as fun as a Klingon poetry reading. Instead, I suggest you take this lunar phase to enjoy the finer things in life. Maybe indulge in a second slice of gluten-free, dairy-free, taste-free pizza? Or perhaps binge-watch another season of "Star Trek: The Next Generation." Remember, life is like a box of chocolates - sometimes it’s sweet, other times you end up with the weird coconut one. Your ruling planet, Venus, is currently doing the cosmic tango with Mars. This celestial dance could lead to unexpected encounters of the romantic kind. So, if you find yourself inexplicably drawn to that nerdy barista who knows the difference between a Flat White and a Latte, blame it on the stars! Remember, Libra, balance is your game. So, while you're out there making googly eyes at coffee shop nerds, don't forget to finish that spreadsheet for work. After all, even the universe can't save you from the wrath of an angry boss! This week, your lucky number is 42 (because the answer to life, the universe, and everything can never steer you wrong), and your color is ultraviolet (because who doesn't love a color you can't actually see?). Stay groovy, Libra! #LibraLife #StarPowered #CosmicBalance #NerdLove #VeganPizzaIsStillPizza #42 #InvisibleColors #WaxingGibbousGlow

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2024 08:02:01 (lib-18-07-2024)