By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 24 September 2023
Category: Libra

Libra Report

"Libra Forecast: Balance-Pursuing Scales Set to Experience Cosmic Trip on the Seesaw of Life!"

We are currently in the sign of Libra

The Moon moves to Libra in 19 days, at Friday, 13 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Libra in 11 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023

Venus moves to Libra in 46 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023

Mars is currently in Libra

The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Ah, Libra, the sign of the Scales, or as I like to call it, the universal cosmic traffic cop. Can you feel balance in the universe? No? That’s probably because your ruling planet Venus has left you in the dust and Mars has set up camp in your sign. Your love life might be about as social as a Vogon poetry reading right now, but hey, at least you're not alone. Mars is there, keeping you company, like a third wheel on a date. Now, about this First Quarter Moon. It's 9 days old. Yes, exactly 9. Not 8. Not 10. It's like that one friend who insists on celebrating their half-birthday. It's asserting its presence in the night sky, demanding attention. It's saying "Hey, look at me, I'm a quarter full!" Well, it's not half full yet, is it? So its optimism is slightly misplaced, much like yours when you think you can have just one piece of chocolate and save the rest for later. In conclusion, dear Libra, this week you may feel like you're trying to fly a spaceship with a towel and a cup of tea, but don't worry, everything will balance out eventually. Just remember, "Don't Panic", as the Hitchhiker's Guide wisely advises. Also, carry a towel. You never know when you'll need one. #LibraLife #AstronomicalAnxiety #MarsMadness #QuarterMoonCrisis

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.09.2023 08:02:02 (lib-24-09-2023)

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