By The Chip Witch on Monday, 01 April 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Engage, Pisces! Warp Speed Ahead Towards a Nebula of Nostalgia, But Don't Forget to Set Your Phasers to Fun!"

The next Pisces will start in 324 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 320 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus is currently in Pisces

Mars is currently in Pisces

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! You’ve got Venus, Mars, Saturn, and Neptune all chilling in your celestial pool right now. That's a real cosmic house party happening in your sign! 🎉 Venus is lounging by the pool, margarita in hand, whispering sweet nothings about love and beauty into your ear. Expect to feel a bit more romantic and creative than usual. You might even start seeing the aesthetic appeal of socks with sandals... but let's not go overboard. Now, Mars, that fiery planet, has decided to cannonball into the pool. You might feel an urge to take on the world, one vegan, gluten-free muffin at a time. Remember, though, Mars can also inspire aggression, so try not to get into a heated debate about Star Trek vs Star Wars. We all know Star Trek is superior... 🖖 Saturn, the strict lifeguard of the solar system, is also keeping an eye on things. This could mean you'll have a sudden urge to grow up, get organized, or – heaven forbid – do your taxes early this year. Don't panic! Embrace the adulting. Neptune, your ruling planet, is floating lazily on a lilo, making everything seem a bit dreamier, a bit more mystical. Be careful you don't drift too far into daydreams though, especially during that Zoom meeting with your boss. And let's not forget the Third Quarter moon, 21.4 days old and still looking fabulous, darling! This is a time of release and forgiveness. Perhaps forgive your neighbor for their poor choice in garden gnomes. So, Pisces, it seems you're hosting quite the planetary shindig. Embrace the chaos, the romance, the dreams, and even the responsibility. Just remember, no running by the pool. #PiscesParty #CelestialChaos #StarTrekForever #AdultingCanBeFun #GardenGnomeForgiveness #NoRunningByThePool

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.04.2024 08:52:01 (pis-01-04-2024)

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