By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 02 April 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Resistance is Futile, Pisces! Lunar Alignments Plan a Full-On Borg Invasion of Good Vibes!"

The next Pisces will start in 323 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 4 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 319 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus is currently in Pisces

Mars is currently in Pisces

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! Listen up, because not only do we have Venus, Mars, Saturn, and Neptune all crashing at your place, but we also have a 22.4 days old Third Quarter moon. I don't know about you, but that sounds like one heck of a cosmic party! Venus in Pisces is like ordering your favorite burger and finding out it's buy one get one free. Your charm level is off the charts right now! Use that to your advantage. But be careful, with Mars also in Pisces, you may feel like a superhero in a comic book. You're not invincible, okay? Try not to pick fights with the photocopier or your neighbor's overly aggressive chihuahua. Saturn in Pisces is making you feel like a science nerd with a new telescope. You're seeing things clearly, maybe too clearly. Don't forget to blink, alright? You don't want to dry out those peepers. Neptune in Pisces? Oh boy, it's like if Spock decided to become a poet. You're feeling deep emotions, and you're not afraid to express them. Just remember, not everyone can handle your version of a Shakespearean sonnet. And lastly, the Third Quarter moon. It's like that moment in a movie when the hero realizes they've got everything they need to win, they just need to put it all together. This is your time, Pisces! Get that duct tape and start building your dream...just make sure it's structurally sound. So, in short, expect a week full of emotional revelations, sudden bouts of courage, and possibly a newfound appreciation for fast food deals. Embrace the chaos, Pisces. After all, isn't that what life's all about? #FishFiesta #CosmicChaos #AstroNerd #HippieHoroscopes #PiscesParty

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