Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic soup! The universe is offering you an extra serving of stardust this month, hold onto your fins!"

The next Pisces will start in 322 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 3 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 318 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus is currently in Pisces

Mars is currently in Pisces

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, fishy friends! I hope you're ready for some cosmic comedy, because Pisces, you've got more planets in your sign than a Star Trek convention. Firstly, Venus is hanging out in Pisces, making you more attractive than a new iPhone at a tech geek party. Your charm is overflowing, and folks are swiping right on you like you're an internet meme that's gone viral. So get out there and strut your stuff – but remember, no operating heavy machinery while under the influence of selfies. Now, Mars is here too. This hot-headed planet is about to make you more assertive than a politician at a press conference. So go ahead, pitch that crazy idea at work, ask for that raise, or maybe just tell your cat that no, she can't have tuna for every meal. You've got the power! Saturn is also in the picture, adding a dash of discipline to your life. You're about to get more organized than a nerd's comic book collection. It's a great time to sort out those mystical messes, whether it's your closet, your finances, or that pile of laundry that's starting to gain sentience. And finally, let's not forget Neptune, your ruling planet. With this dreamy giant in your sign, you're about to get more creative than a hipster with a latte art kit. So break out those watercolours, write that novel, or design that app that translates dog barks into human speech. The universe is your canvas! As for the moon, it's in its Third Quarter, 23.4 days old, and probably going through a mid-life crisis. Expect some emotional tides, but remember, every wave is just a chance to do some spiritual surfing. So, Pisces, get ready for a pretty wild ride. Remember to keep your flippers inside the vehicle at all times, and always, ALWAYS keep your sense of humor handy. #PiscesPower #PlanetaryParty #NerdAlert #CosmicComedy #StarStruckAstrology #FishyFunnies

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.04.2024 08:52:01 (pis-03-04-2024)