Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Glitches: Mercury's Retrograde is Playing Havoc with Your Wi-Fi Again!"

The next Pisces will start in 77 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 14 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 81 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 99 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 110 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Ahoy there, Pisces! This here is the Cap'n speaking, with your astrological forecast, Firefly style. Saturn's pulled up a chair in your corner of the 'verse, acting like a stern schoolmaster. It's sayin': "Now look here, Pisces. I know you'd rather be dreamin' up impossible things and swimming in circles, but it's high time you got your space boots on the ground." And I reckon it's right. Don't fret though, ain't nothing says you can't make a game outta it. Neptune, your ruling planet, has gone all retrograde on us, like a spaceship that's lost its thrusters. Might feel like your usual cosmic GPS is a bit off, but that's just the universe's way of telling you to trust your intuition. You've got more wisdom in your little finger than most folks got in their whole body, so use it! This here Third Quarter moon is getting on in years, 21.4 days old to be exact. It's like the wise old Shepherd Book, reminding you that the past is done, but it's the stepping stone to the future. So take a leaf out of the Book and learn from what's been to help guide where you're headed. Keep flying, Pisces! Remember, you can't stop the signal. And if all else fails... aim to misbehave. #cantstopthesignal #piscespower #serenitynow #nerdyastrologer #aimtomisbehave

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-04-12-2023)