By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 07 March 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Logic-defying Pisces, prepare for celestial turbulence: Neptune's in retrograde and it’s about as cooperative as a Tribble in a Klingon tea party."

We are currently in the sign of Pisces

The Moon moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Saturday, 09 March, 2024

Mercury is currently in Pisces

Venus moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! This might be a bit like that time when SG-1 got stuck on a planet with three suns and we didn't know which way was up! With Mercury, Saturn, and Neptune all hanging out in your sign, it's a regular Piscean party. Mercury, the messenger of the gods (and not just a cool planet in our solar system), is going to bring you a ton of communication, ideas, and mental energy. Don't forget to channel your inner Daniel Jackson and translate those ancient symbols into something coherent! Saturn, the big boss of the solar system, is going to make sure you're doing your homework. Remember the time Teal'c had to learn to play golf? Yeah, it's kinda like that. Stay disciplined and remember, it's all in the hips. Then we've got Neptune, your ruling planet and the god of the sea. Which, by the way, is not to be confused with the water on the "Watergate" planet. Neptune is going to enhance your intuition, creativity, and dreams. Just beware of any strange alien entities trying to hitch a ride in your subconscious! As for the moon, it's in its Waning Crescent phase, which is a great time to wrap up projects and tie loose ends. Kind of like when we finally managed to defeat the Goa'uld...again. The next full moon will be at 7:01:37, on the 25th of March. Mark that date because full moons tend to bring out the werewolf in us. Or should I say the "werefish" in you, Pisces? So buckle up, Pisces! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to navigate this cosmic Stargate with grace, humor, and maybe a zat'nik'tel or two. #StargateSG1 #Goa'uldFreeZone #PiscesParty #CosmicChaos #ZatGunReady

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-07-03-2024)

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