By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 11 October 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, I'm Afraid Your Horoscope Can't Do That: An Astral Odyssey into the Deep Waters of Uncertainty"

The next Pisces will start in 131 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 135 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 153 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 164 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! Your boy Marty McFly here. Looks like this week you've got Saturn pulling the retrograde move on you. I know, right? It's like Biff stealing your parking spot again. Sure, Saturn retrograde in your sign might feel like you're stuck in reverse on a hoverboard, but it's not all bad news. This means it’s time to reassess, dude. Maybe that's your life goals, or maybe it's just how many flux capacitors you really need. And remember, you don't need to hit 88mph to make changes, just take it slow. Now, Neptune is also pulling the same stunt, retrograding right into your sign. I mean, come on Neptune, get your own thing. But this isn't about Neptune's lack of originality, it's about you, Pisces. It could mean some deep dreams and stellar insights. So, grab your JVC camcorder and record those dreams. Who knows, you might just dream up the next DeLorean! We've got a Waning Crescent moon, which is 26.4 days old - older than George McFly's bowling average. This is a time for letting go, just like when you have to ditch the Sports Almanac before Biff gets his hands on it. Release the things (or people) holding you back. And no, I'm not talking about your mom—unless she's trying to date you in a past timeline. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023. Mark it on your calendar, synchronize your watches, and prepare for lift-off. Full moons are all about revelations and werewolves, so brace yourself for some truths to come out. And if you start growing fur, well, that's another problem entirely. And remember, where we're going we don't need roads...but we do need star signs. Stay groovy, Pisces. #BackToTheAstroFuture #PiscesProblems #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneDreams #MoonMoods

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.10.2023 08:52:02 (pis-11-10-2023)

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