Pisces Report

"Pisces Power-Up! Time to Swim with the Cosmic Tides in Your Sparkly Space Speedos!"

The next Pisces will start in 219 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Wednesday, 24 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 215 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus moves to Pisces in 172 days, at Friday, 03 January, 2025

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Oh, Pisces, dear Pisces, the cosmic energies are doing the cha-cha with your sign! Saturn, the strict school principal of our Solar System, has gone retrograde in your sign. Normally, this would bring up issues about discipline and structure...or lack thereof, but in your case, it's more like your life suddenly turned into an episode of "The Twilight Zone". Now, don't get me wrong, there's nothing like a good, eerie, mind-bending story to keep things interesting. You'll be faced with some old issues, like that time you accidentally ordered 3000 rubber ducks instead of three (we've all been there, right?). But with Saturn's retrograde vibes, this is your chance to rewrite the script, redirect the scene, and maybe even recast the main character (hint: it's you). As if this wasn't enough, Neptune, the lord of dreams and illusions, is also playing the retrograde game in your sign. Imagine you're in a sci-fi movie where dimensions overlap and realities intertwine. Sounds exciting, doesn't it? But remember, just because you can't distinguish your left shoe from a piece of alien technology, it doesn't mean you're losing your mind. It's just Neptune playing its tricks, blurring the boundaries between reality and fantasy. The First Quarter moon, currently 8.7 days old and positively glowing with enthusiasm, is here to balance things out. Like a trusty sidekick in any good comic book, it's lending you the energy to navigate these surreal waters. So buckle up, harness that lunar power, and enjoy the ride! #PiscesProblems #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #FirstQuarterMoonChaos #RubberDuckMayhem #InterdimensionalShoeConfusion #SciFiLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.07.2024 08:52:01 (pis-15-07-2024)