Pisces Report

"1.21 Giga-liters of Cosmic Waves Incoming: Pisces, Prepare to Flux Capacitor Your Way Through this Emotional Time Dilation!"

The next Pisces will start in 61 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 25 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 65 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 83 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 94 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, Pisces! Look at you, the two fish swimming in opposite directions. It's like you're having your own private tug-of-war, but hey, it's better than playing solitaire, right? Now, Saturn is currently in your sign. Saturn is like a strict school teacher - no-nonsense, all about discipline, and fond of pop quizzes. It's not known for being a barrel of laughs. But wait! Before you start scheduling extra therapy sessions, remember, Saturn also brings structure and order. So, while it might feel like your life's been taken over by a fussy old librarian, actually, she's just helping you organize your 'bookshelf of life'. Neptune, your ruling planet, is also hanging out in your sign. Neptune is a bit of a dreamer, kind of like that guy in college who wrote poetry and played the bongos. He's all about intuition, creativity, and spirituality. You can expect your dreams to be more vivid than a Joss Whedon space opera during this time! And if you happen to dream up the next ingenious invention, don't forget to give Neptune a shout-out. The First Quarter Moon is 8 days old, or as I like to call it, "in its awkward pre-teen phase." It's a great time for action, taking steps towards achieving goals, and maybe even a little rebellion against the status quo -- just make sure it's not against Saturn, we don't need any cosmic detention slips. So, Pisces, this week, embrace the tension between Saturn's structure and Neptune's dreams. It's like a cosmic version of the "Odd Couple," and you're the lucky host! Embrace the absurdity, the chaos, and the beauty of it all. After all, in the wise words of Wash: "I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar." #PiscesPower #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneDreams #QuarterMoonMadness #LeafOnTheWind

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-20-12-2023)