Pisces Report

"Swim with the flow, Pisces! Your cosmic current is stronger than ever!"

The next Pisces will start in 334 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 25 days, at Sunday, 16 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 339 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 356 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The New moon is currently 0.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! It's your favorite funny astrologer here to give you the lowdown on what's happening in the cosmos. First up, we've got Saturn in Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Oh great, another planet trying to tell me what to do." But hear me out, my fishy friend. Saturn is all about discipline and structure. So, use this time to get organized and make a plan for the future. You'll thank yourself later. Next up, we've got Neptune in Pisces. Neptune is all about dreams and illusions, so watch out for any unrealistic expectations or delusions. Keep your feet on the ground, but don't be afraid to dream big. Just make sure those dreams are actually achievable. Lastly, we've got the new moon at 0.6 days old. This is a time for new beginnings and fresh starts. Take this opportunity to set some intentions and make some goals for the month ahead. You've got this, Pisces! So, there you have it. A quick and quirky horoscope for my favorite fish in the sea. Remember, #SaturnSaysGetOrganized, #NeptuneSaysDreamBigButStayRealistic, and #NewMoonNewYou.

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