Pisces Report

"Pisces: Prepare to Dive Deep into the Cosmic Sea, But Don't Forget Your Galactic Snorkel!"

The next Pisces will start in 89 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 93 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 111 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 122 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello Pisces, my fishy friends! Let's dive into your astrological waters and see what the cosmos has in store for you. 🐠 First off, let's talk about that moon in Pisces. It's like you've got a cosmic spotlight shining directly on you, and not in the creepy stalker way. But in the "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille" kind of way. So put on your best sequin mermaid tail and rule your underwater kingdom with confidence! #MoonInPisces #FishAreFriendsNotFood Now, onto Saturn. The ringed planet is also hanging out in your sign, which might make you feel a bit like you're babysitting a cranky old man. Saturn is all about discipline, responsibility, and structure - booooring, am I right? But fear not, Pisces, just think of it as a chance to impress your boss without even trying. #SaturnInPisces #Adulting Neptune, your ruling planet, is retrograding in Pisces. You might be wondering, "What does that even mean, Tetsuo?" Well, imagine you're swimming happily along, then suddenly you forget how to swim... but you're a fish. Sounds whacky, doesn't it? What it really means is that it's time to re-evaluate dreams and illusions. Like, why did you ever think mullets were a good idea? #NeptuneRetrograde #NoMoreMullets Finally, the Waxing Gibbous moon is 9.4 days old. In human years, that's about the same age as a loaf of bread that's starting to grow mold. This phase is all about refinement and adjustment. Just like that funky bread, it's time to cut off the stale parts of your life and make some delicious croutons of change. #WaxingGibbous #CroutonLife So, Pisces, swim on with your fishy self, and remember: the universe is like a big cosmic soup, and you're the star ingredient! 🌟🍲 #PiscesPower #CosmicSoup

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-22-11-2023)