Pisces Report

"Pisces: 'Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes!' - Your Celestial Reboot is Ready to Launch!"

The next Pisces will start in 117 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 121 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 139 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 150 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Well, Pisces, I hope you have your space boots on because we're going on a cosmic trip! With the moon, Saturn, and Neptune all doing the cosmic cha-cha in your sign, this is the kind of planetary party that even a Cylon couldn’t resist crashing! You see, the moon currently in Pisces is like having a VIP backstage pass to the universe. You’re getting the inside scoop straight from the source, so listen to your intuition. It's like your own personal Starbuck whispering in your ear. Now, Saturn retrograde in your sign might feel like that one time I accidentally activated the FTL drive without calculating the jump coordinates (oops). But don't worry! This is a chance for you to review, rethink, and redo. Remember, even the Pegasus had to do some mid-flight adjustments. And oh, Neptune…sweet, dreamy Neptune, also retrograde in your sign. It’s like being stuck in a dream with Number Six where everything is not quite what it seems. Stay grounded, or you might find yourself in an existential debate with a Cylon toaster. So, dear Pisces, navigate this celestial gathering with grace. And remember - when life gets too real, there’s always the holoband! #PiscesPower #CosmicChaCha #CylonConfusion #GalacticGaius #FTLFail #NeptuneNebulaNonsense #SaturnRetrogradeSurvival #MoonMagic

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-25-10-2023)