"Drokk! Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Tsunami of Emotions as Neptune Rides a Hoverboard through Your Sign!"
The next Pisces will start in 86 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 23 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 90 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 108 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 119 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Greetings, Pisces. It appears #SaturnIsInTown, making a house call in your sign. This celestial neighbor has a reputation for teaching life lessons, and much like my Vulcan nerve pinch, it can be quite uncomfortable at first but ultimately beneficial. You may find yourself dealing with some "fun" challenges, but remember: what doesn't vaporize you, makes you stronger!
Meanwhile, we've got Neptune, your ruling planet, doing the cosmic equivalent of moonwalking - yes, it's in retrograde. In human terms, that's akin to attempting the Vulcan salute with your toes. Awkward? Indeed. But it's also a chance to reassess, revisit, and redo. Just don't try to redo that Romulan ale you had last night, trust me on this one.
And let's not forget the moon, currently in its Waxing Gibbous phase, or as I like to call it, the "Half-Vulcan Eyebrow Lift" phase. It's 12.7 days old, which in moon years, makes it a moody teenager. #MoonPuberty. Expect emotions to run high, but perhaps not as high as when Kirk finds out he's out of hair gel.
So, in simpler terms, Pisces: brace yourselves. Saturn's discipline, Neptune's introspection, and Luna's emotional tidal wave are all aligning to create a cosmic cocktail of self-growth. But remember, even when times are tough, live long and prosper.
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SignToday Is Posting: 25.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-25-11-2023)