Pisces Report

"Beep-boop! Pisces, prepare to swim through a galaxy of emotions, but remember - there's no crying in hyperspace!"

The next Pisces will start in 54 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 18 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 58 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 76 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 87 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 15.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Piscean fishies! 🐠 As Saturn, the stern taskmaster of the cosmos, slides into your sign like an awkward teenager at a school dance, you might feel a sudden urge to get your affairs in order. You know, like finally sorting out that pile of laundry that's grown so big it's started to develop its own gravitational field. 😂 Meanwhile, Neptune, the planet of dreams and illusions, is also hanging out in your sign. This could have you daydreaming about becoming an astronaut or inventing a new kind of pizza topping (we all know pineapple is so last century). 🍕🚀 And let's not forget our current full moon, which at 15.1 days old is practically a teenager itself. With all these celestial bodies acting up, you might feel as if you're juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle. Just remember to take some time to chill out, maybe do some moonlit yoga or binge-watch the latest sci-fi series. 🌕🧘‍♀️📺 In short, Pisces, your week ahead looks as chaotic as a cat cafe during a caffeine shortage. But hey, who needs order when you've got the entire universe in your corner? Remember, you're a fish, so just keep swimming! 🐟💦 Hashtags for the week: #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneDreams #FullMoonFever #PiscesPower #JustKeepSwimming Until next time, stay groovy, my cosmic fishes! 💫

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-27-12-2023)