By The Chip Witch on Friday, 28 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Picasso's Pisces Palette: A Mosaic of Emotions, Planetary Puns, and Starry Silliness!"

The next Pisces will start in 206 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 210 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 228 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 239 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright my Piscean pals, buckle up because this is the astrological equivalent of having an impromptu high school reunion in the middle of your favorite sci-fi convention. Yes, Saturn and Neptune are both retrograde in your sign. But don't start googling how to build a time machine just yet. Saturn, the celestial taskmaster and sometimes party pooper, is doing the moonwalk through your personal cosmos. This might feel like your life has been directed by George R.R. Martin; plot twists abound, beloved habits die, and winter is always coming. But hey, every good story needs conflict, right? #GameOfThronesLife Then there's Neptune, your ruling planet, also in retrograde. It's like Darth Vader decided to come home for Thanksgiving and he brought his pet Death Star with him. Expect some deep introspection, spiritual awakenings, and increased sensitivity to "The Force." Or just a lot more crying at puppy videos on YouTube. Either way, stay strong, Jedi. #MayTheFishBeWithYou And let's not forget about our 9.8-day old Waxing Gibbous moon. She's in that awkward pre-teen stage, not quite full but trying her hardest to shine. She's like a cosmic Hermione Granger, casting light into the shadows and encouraging you to keep learning, growing, and casting your own spells. #LunarLeviosa In all this chaos, remember that retrogrades aren't about fear. They're about growth and self-reflection. So, while it may feel like you've been tossed into a blender with Battlestar Galactica, Lord of the Rings, and a dash of Harry Potter, you're actually being offered a chance to grow, learn, and become the hero of your own epic adventure. #Nerdoscope So grab your lightsaber, dust off your spellbook, and adjust your Iron Throne, dear Pisces. It's time to face the music and dance with the stars. #DancingWithTheStarWars

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-28-07-2023)

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