By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 31 March 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourself: The Universe Decided to Throw a Cosmic Disco Party and You're the Glitter Ball!"

The next Pisces will start in 325 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 321 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus is currently in Pisces

Mars is currently in Pisces

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey Pisces, it's your friendly neighborhood astrologer! It's a veritable Piscean party up in the cosmos, with Venus, Mars, Saturn, and Neptune all chillin' in your sign. It's like you've won the interstellar lottery, or maybe a celestial game of pin the tail on the donkey, where everyone's tails just happened to land on you! Venus is strutting her stuff in your sign reminding you it's time to love yourself. She’s casting some serious diva vibes your way, so go ahead and indulge in some self-care. Get that bubble bath going, grab a good book, or binge-watch that show you've been saving. Meanwhile, Mars is also hanging out in Pisces, and this fiery planet is all about action. So, after your bubble bath, get moving on your goals. Remember, you're part fish, so swim towards your dreams like there's a delicious worm waiting for you. Hold your seahorses though, because Saturn's in town too, playing the role of your stern but loving grandma. This planet wants you to be serious for a hot second and think about your responsibilities. Don't worry, it’s not as scary as it sounds. Just remember to wash behind your ears, and maybe check your bank balance while you're at it. And finally, we have Neptune, your ruling planet, whispering sweet nothings in your ear about creativity and intuition. This is an excellent time to try new things, like interpretative dance or underwater basket weaving. Who knows, you might find a new passion! The Third Quarter moon is 20.4 days old, which might sound like a random fact but it means it's a time for release and letting go. So, if something's bothering you, it's time to let it go. Think Elsa from Frozen, but without the ice palace and talking snowman. #LetItGoPisces In conclusion, Pisces, with so much cosmic activity in your sign, it's a special time for you. So, embrace the chaos, love yourself, chase your dreams, respect your responsibilities, get creative, and let stuff go. It's like a universal recipe for success, served with a side of cosmic coleslaw. #PiscesParty #CosmicColeslaw.

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-31-03-2024)

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