By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 02 January 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Warp Speed Shift in Your Galactic Coordinates, or as We Like to Call It - Tuesday!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 325 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 6 days, at Monday, 08 January, 2024

Mercury is currently in Sagittarius

Venus is currently in Sagittarius

Mars is currently in Sagittarius

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Ah, Sagittarius! You lucky centaurs are currently hosting a celestial party with Mercury, Venus and Mars all RSVP'ed yes in your sign. It's like having the perfect trifecta of planetary influences right in your living room, only without the need to vacuum after! Mercury, the cosmic courier, is currently whispering sweet nothings into your ear, boosting your communication skills. You might find yourself as the life of every Zoom meeting or Twitter chat. Be careful though, as Mercury doesn't always know when to shut up. Remember, the truth is out there... but maybe not in the middle of your boss's presentation. #MercurialMishaps Venus, the sultry goddess of love, is also hanging out in your constellation. This means your charm is at an all-time high. But remember, Sagittarius, just because you CAN seduce everyone at the grocery store doesn't mean you SHOULD. Keep that mask on and remember to social distance, even if your eyes are currently shooting love arrows. #VenusianVibes Mars, the planet of action and passion, is also in Sagittarius. Remember when you decided to learn Klingon during lockdown? Now's the time to channel that energy. Don't be surprised if you suddenly get the urge to build a DIY spaceship in your backyard. Just remember, we're aiming for SpaceX, not "Lost in Space". #MarsMadness Finally, the Third Quarter moon, 20.5 days old and still looking fly, is nudging you towards closure. That Tupperware in the back of your fridge? It's time to let it go, Sagittarius. That mold has probably evolved its own civilization by now. #MoonMotivations So, dear Sagittarius, get out there (or stay in, really) and carpe that diem with all the cosmic forces aligned in your favor. Just remember, being a host comes with responsibility. Keep your planetary guests in check and don't let Mercury talk you into any impromptu karaoke sessions...again. #SagittariusShenanigans

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.01.2024 08:22:01 (sag-02-01-2024)

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