"Sagittarius, This Week You're More Lost than a Black Hole in a Quantum Field; Time to Fire Up Those Stellar GPS Coordinates!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 51 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 15 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 38 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 88 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 53 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Alright, smegheads! Time to tune your cosmic radios to the frequency of Sagittarius, 'cause the stars are belching out a right blip-blop-blorp of an astrological forecast for you lot!
With the Waning Gibbous moon at the ripe old age of 19 days, it's got more wrinkles than Kryten's laundry basket after Lister's had a curry binge. Now, this might seem like an insignificant piece of lunar trivia, but believe me, it's as important as a spare pair of fresh undies in the middle of a rogue simulant attack.
You see, the Waning Gibbous phase is all about reflection, introspection and...well, other things ending in –spection. It's like your personal celestial rear-view mirror. And, much like checking the mirror after Lister has used the bathroom, it might not always show you something pleasant, but it does provide necessary awareness.
Now, the universe is nudging you towards some important decisions - and by 'nudging', I mean 'shoving you off a cliff edge'. But don't worry, it's more of a metaphorical cliff, not the kind with rocks and seagulls and imminent death (though with your luck, who knows?).
This period asks you to let go of your reservations, like how I've learned to accept that I'll never ever beat Lister at zero gravity beer pong. Embrace change with open arms, or tentacles, or whatever appendage your species prefers. Put on your best pair of anti-grav boots and step into unknown territory.
Remember, you're a Sagittarius. You're a fiery, independent spirit with an unruly mane just begging to be tamed by the cosmic hairdresser. So, go on! Let the universe style you a new path.
Keep your eyes on the stars, your feet on the ground, and make sure to avoid any suspicious looking polymorphs.
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.10.2023 08:22:01 (sag-03-10-2023)