"Sagittarius, brace yourself! Jupiter's pulling a real HAL 9000: 'I'm sorry, Sag, I'm afraid I can't let you stick to your normal routine this week.'"
The next Sagittarius will start in 314 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 22 days, at Sunday, 04 February, 2024
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius
Venus is currently in Sagittarius
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Ahoy, Sagittarius! The cosmos is running a two-for-one special just for you, with both Mercury and Venus currently vacationing in your sign. I must say, it's a bit crowded up there, isn't it? But no worries, we all know you love a good party!
Mercury, the cosmic chatterbox, is ready to amp up your communication game. Expect to be spewing catchphrases and witty comebacks like a sitcom star. Just remember, not everyone can keep up with your lightning-speed intellectual gymnastics. So, try to slow down a bit for us mere mortals.
Venus, our lovely lady of love and luxury, is also in your corner. Suddenly, you're as irresistible as a cupcake in a diet convention. Be ready for admirers to swarm around you like bees to honey. But remember, my dear Archer, love isn't always about shooting arrows - sometimes it's about knowing when to put the bow down.
The Waxing Crescent moon, just over 2 days old, is acting like a cosmic toddler. It’s not quite full but it’s getting there, just like your plans. They may not be ready to launch, but they’re toddling along, slowly but surely.
So, Sagittarius, buckle up! It's going to be a wild ride. Just remember to keep that fantastic sense of humor handy, because we're in for a whirlwind of cosmic chaos and celestial shenanigans. And don't forget to share your adventures with the rest of us. After all, #SharingIsCaring.
Until next time, #StayStellar, #CosmicAdventurers and #SagittariusSuperstars. Remember, the universe doesn’t make mistakes, it just has a weird sense of humor.
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SignToday Is Posting: 13.01.2024 08:22:01 (sag-13-01-2024)