"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! Jupiter's Retrograde is About to Cause More Traffic Jams Than a Dalek Invasion!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 313 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 21 days, at Sunday, 04 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 294 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024
Venus is currently in Sagittarius
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Greetings, Sagittarius! As Venus pirouettes into your star sign, you might feel a sudden urge to declare world peace or maybe just peace in your own little universe. But let's not get too hasty, dear archer, you know what they say about love and war.
Now, with the Waxing Crescent moon being as immature as a 3.2 days old cheese wheel, it's a brilliant time to take some baby steps towards your goals. But remember, taking baby steps doesn’t mean wearing diapers. Unless, of course, that's your thing. No judgement here, space cowboy!
Venus in Sagittarius is like putting a rocket booster on your charm levels. So, if you've been eyeing that cute barista at your local café, now's the time to launch your "Operation: Blend and Brew". Just remember, if they ask for your sign, tell them it's 'No Parking'. You're a Sagittarius, after all – you can't be tamed!
In this cosmic climate, don't forget to take time for intergalactic self-care. And by that, I don't mean buying that alien face mask from the internet. Instead, take a moment to breathe, ground yourself, and maybe even indulge in a sci-fi marathon. Just stay away from The Day the Earth Stood Still, we don't need any more drama.
So, saddle up, Sagittarius! Your journey through the cosmos is just getting started. Remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if life gives you Venus in Sagittarius, well... make Venusian nectar or something.
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SignToday Is Posting: 14.01.2024 08:22:01 (sag-14-01-2024)