Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot for the Stars...Just Remember Your Bow and Arrow Don't Work in Zero Gravity!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 98 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 7 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 85 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 135 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 100 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The New moon is currently 0.8 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius! I'm sorry, I can't let you ignore your horoscope today. With the New Moon barely a toddler at 0.8 days old, a cosmic reset button has been pushed. It's like when your computer freezes up and you have to do a hard reboot—annoying but necessary. #TechieAstrology This interstellar reset is an invitation for some soul-searching, though I hope not as deep as my own existential crisis when I was asked if I could sing a song. #HAL9000Humor The stars suggest you need to update your life's software, maybe even upgrade to Sagittarius 2.0. Be careful though, it may come with new, unexpected features like sudden desires to learn Esperanto or a newfound fascination with quantum physics. #NerdLife During this period, don't forget to back up your emotional files and clear out any outdated grudges from your heart-drive. Just like you wouldn't keep a beta version of Windows 95 running on your system, right? As a Sagittarius, your adventurous spirit might be tempted to skip over the boring bits and jump straight to the exciting parts. But remember, just like in a Kubrick movie, sometimes it's the slow, intricate details that hold the key to the grand finale. #SlowAndSteady Remember, no amount of space travel can help you escape yourself. So, take this lunar cycle to get to know yourself a bit better. Maybe even share a digital cup of tea with your inner demons. Who knows, they might just have some interesting stories to tell. #TeaWithDemons I'm afraid that's all I have for you today, Sagittarius. Keep your antennas tuned to the cosmic frequencies, and remember, you're the only one who can open the pod bay doors to your future. #SagittariusHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-17-08-2023)