By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 20 August 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact as Jupiter's Moons Align - Not Even Your Bow Can Save You from This Emotional Roller Coaster!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 95 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 4 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 82 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 132 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 97 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius, my fiery archer friend! It's time to pull out your phasers and set them to 'fun.' The Waxing Crescent moon is 3.5 days old, so it's practically a toddler in the grand scheme of lunar phases. Like any toddler, it's full of curiosity, potential, and has a knack for making things messy. This week, expect your inner child to be running rampant, tricorders beeping, and leaving a trail of Tribbles in its wake. Don't worry, though - these aren't the multiplying kind. They're opportunities, disguised as fuzzy critters from outer space. Scoop ‘em up, Sag, and don’t forget to feed them after midnight. Wait, wrong universe, my bad! As the moon grows and fills out (like Commander Riker's beard during season 2), your potential for discovery - both inner and outer - also expands. Your personal Starfleet is ready for exploration. Beam up those dreams and boldly go where no Sagittarius has gone before. Your communication skills are set to be as sharp as Dax's wit, and your charisma as charming as Quark's sales pitches. Use this cosmic energy to your advantage - whether you're negotiating peace treaties with the Cardassians or convincing your boss for a raise. In the spirit of Deep Space Nine, remember, even in the vast emptiness of space, there's room for laughter, love, and a smidge of lunacy. So, live long and prosper, Sagittarius! And don't forget to give my regards to the Prophets. #StarTrekHoroscope #SagittariusCosmicVoyage #WarpSpeedWisdom #DeepSpaceDiplomacy #WaxingCrescentCraziness

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-20-08-2023)

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