By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 26 July 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! Jupiter's Retrograde Might Just Make You Trip on Your Shoelaces, but Hey, At Least You'll Have a Great View of the Stars!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 120 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 2 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 107 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 157 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 122 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! This is your Captain Janeway a.k.a. your friendly neighborhood Astrologer speaking, with your latest celestial update. Our First Quarter moon, currently sitting at a spry 7.8 days old, is ready to beam up some wisdom for you. Don't worry, it's not going through a mid-life crisis, though it's probably googling 'how to deal with being a week old.' #MoonProblems, am I right? Now, listen up, my archer friends. The stars are telling me that you're on the verge of an exciting discovery, much like the time I found out that replicated coffee can actually taste decent if you add enough sugar. But remember, new discoveries often come with challenges, just like dealing with Neelix's cooking. Be prepared and open, Sagittarius, and remember to pack your phaser (or, you know, your metaphorical one). Keep your eyes on the stars, but your feet on the ground - you don't want to trip over some unknown alien species or, worse still, step in something that was once Neelix's dinner. So, buckle up, Sagittarius. You're about to make your own Prime Directive. Don't forget: while it's fine to explore strange new worlds, try not to create any temporal paradoxes along the way. #SagittariusLife #StarTrekHoroscopes Until next time, live long and prosper, my interstellar friends.

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.07.2023 08:22:02 (sag-26-07-2023)

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