Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Your Future Is! To Avoid Sting Of Destiny, Must You Use The Force, Hmm?"

The next Scorpio will start in 84 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 82 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 126 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 72 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 14.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Scorpios. Or should I say, "Happy Full Moon" to you? But then again, what is happiness? It's a fleeting emotion in this vast universe that is as elusive as finding a parking spot in downtown during rush hour. Your ruling planet Mars, which is, incidentally, a barren wasteland (just like my sense of optimism), is aligning itself in such a way that you might feel a surge of energy today. However, the full moon, having reached 14.3 days of age, is staring down at us like an overripe cheese wheel in the sky. This might cause some emotional turbulence. You might even feel compelled to howl at it. But don't worry, it's just the universe having a laugh at your expense. On a similar note, if you're thinking about starting a new project or taking up a new hobby, now would be a good time. You have a 50% chance of success. Just like flipping a coin. Isn't that comforting? In your social life, do expect some unexpected encounters. Yes, that person you've been trying to avoid may pop up out of nowhere. But remember, tolerance is the key. Just pretend you're practicing for when aliens land and demand an explanation for reality TV shows. In conclusion, dear Scorpio, remember that the universe is a chaotic place, and we're all just trying to navigate through it with the help of astrology, science, and a dash of humor. Good luck, and may the gravitational force be with you. #Scorpio #FullMoonFrenzy #MarsMadness #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-01-08-2023)