Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week Your Destiny Lies Along an Unforeseen Path, Not Unlike Anakin's - Minus the Dramatic Transformation into Darth Vader, We Hope!"

The next Scorpio will start in 294 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 3 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 285 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 264 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, stellar Scorpios! 🦂 Ready for another cosmic update from your favorite intergalactic messenger? 👽 This week, the Moon is at 21.4 days old, mature like a well-aged cheddar, but still vibrant and full of potential. It's like your Aunt Martha who just discovered TikTok. (Bless her heart!) Now, let's get E.T. style. “E.T. phone home?” More like "Scorpio phone home," am I right? This week, it's all about reconnecting with your roots. Whether that means phoning your childhood friend, or simply revisiting that old comic book collection, there's something valuable waiting for you in the past. Also, remember how E.T. loved Reese's Pieces? Well, your Reese's Pieces this week are patience and understanding. Use them wisely. Life may toss you a few curveballs, but remember that you're as resilient as E.T.'s communication device made out of a Speak & Spell. Don't forget, even though E.T. could levitate objects with his mind, he still needed a bicycle to escape the government agents. So, let's not forget the simple solutions, okay Scorpios? You don't always need to use telekinesis to solve your problems. Sometimes, a good ol' fashioned bike ride will do the trick! And always remember: Be good. To yourself, to others, to the world around you. Until next cosmic cycle, stay groovy, Scorpios! #ScorpioSeason #ETPhoneHome #MoonCheese #InterstellarInsights #RetroRewind

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