Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Pack your Ray-Bans! Solar Flares of Opportunity are Blinding Your Orbit!"

The next Scorpio will start in 234 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 225 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 204 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! You know, I've been observing the cosmos through my telescope while munching on a box of organic, gluten-free, non-GMO, vegan cosmic cookies. (They taste like stardust, if you're wondering.) And guess what, the Third Quarter moon is 21.9 days old, which in astrological terms makes it a moody teenager. This phase of the moon is all about release and letting go, just like when you finally delete those 100 tabs you had open in your browser. It's time to let go of whatever isn't serving you, Scorpios. And I don't just mean last week's leftover pizza. I'm talking emotional baggage, outdated beliefs, that weird collection of mismatched socks... anything that's holding you back from stepping into your full cosmic power. You know, like Servalan from Blake's 7, but with less scheming and more chakras. As Servalan would say, "Nothing and nobody must stay the same." Except your Wi-Fi password, because who can remember a new one? So let's kick off those galactic high heels, put down that laser pen, and get to work! Remember, just because you're a Scorpio doesn't mean you have to sting. Sometimes, it's okay to be the cuddly scorpion. 🦂 #ScorpioSeason #MoodyMoon #CosmicCleanse #ServalanSwag #StarPower #AstrologyNerdsUnite

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-03-03-2024)