Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Expect Cosmic Chaos, Mildly Amusing Planetary Alignments, and a Slight Chance of Existential Dread - Just Another Tuesday in the Universe!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Sunday, 12 November, 2023

Mercury is currently in Scorpio

Venus moves to Scorpio in 32 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Ah, Scorpios! I see Mercury and Mars are both vacationing in your sign, making for quite the cosmic house party. Expect a traffic jam of cosmic energy. And no, it won't be like that time R2-D2 crashed your last party with a bag of Doritos and a case of space soda. This is more like Superman and Wonder Woman showing up with a keg of cosmic kombucha and a karaoke machine. Mercury, the planet that's basically the Sheldon Cooper of astrology, is enhancing your communication skills. You'll find yourself talking faster than a Cylon on Red Bull. Mars, on the other hand, the Clark Kent of planets, is amping up your drive and ambition. You might feel like taking over the world or at least cleaning out the garage. And then, there's our lovely Third Quarter moon, currently 20.3 days old. Yes, she's in her awkward teenage phase, but aren't we all? This moon phase is the perfect time to reevaluate and make adjustments. Think of it as hitting Ctrl + Alt + Del on your life. So, dear Scorpios, buckle up. It's going to be a wild ride fueled by celestial high-octane rocket fuel. Remember to take breaks for snacks, hydration, and watching reruns of Battlestar Galactica. And most importantly, don't forget to wear clean underwear. You never know when you might be abducted by aliens. #ScorpioSeason #MarsInScorpio #MercuryInScorpio #ThirdQuarterMoon #BattlestarAstrologica

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.11.2023 08:12:01 (sco-03-11-2023)